Tractor Beam. Whhrrrrrrrhh.

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Happy Cinco de Mayo compadres, amigos, y familia! I just spent 3 1/2 hours surfing the internet. It started as research for book II of my novel series. That lasted about 6 minutes. Then, for reasons unknown, it shifted to looking up Cinco de Mayo recipes and Mother’s day gifts–which is on Sunday, btw. (DON’T FORGET YOUR MOTHER! SHE BROUGHT YOU FORTH INTO THIS WORLD AND RAISED YOU IN THIS HELLA-CRAZY WORLD, AND BY GOLLY SHE DESERVES THE WORLD IN RETURN!)

Pinterest did it again. Tractor beam.

Will someone please tell me to get back to work?

On second thought, maybe my next post will be about an (as yet undetermined) adorable DIY mother’s day gift I hope I don’t botch. Because I have the best mom in the whole wide world. No, no, dear reader, don’t try to argue with me about your “world’s best mother.” You’ll lose. Really, and truly, you will lose.

Love you, mom.

-me.

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